Lord Stoker

Lord Yosef Stoker is the old, greedy heir of the Stoker family fortune. Born into the lap of luxury, he very quickly established a reputation for spending gold almost as quickly as he could make it. When he reached his current grey age, he found a desire for power that could not be met with his current finances, which were minimal at best, but his ultimate goal is to properly assert himself on the Ubersreik city council.

He is also Lady Isabella von Stromkirk's ex-husband.

Artifacts Horde
Lord Stoker has amassed a significant number of magical (if only occasionally useful) artifacts. They include:
 * The Book of Curses: When opened, the book verbally berates anyone in the immediate vicinity, calling into question their combat ability, intellect, personal hygiene, lineage and profession of their mothers, and other delightful insults.  Replying to the book in any other way causes the insults to get louder and more childish the more time you spend replying to it.
 * Bullying Gloves: At random intervals, these gloves instill the wearer with a near-irresistible urge to hit themselves.
 * Sword of Parrying: Parries every attack, swinging it yourself will force it to “parry” your opponent’s weapon/attack even though he/she/it is defenseless.
 * Wineskin of the Eternal Primary: This wineskin never runs out of water, but even the tiniest sip makes you have to go potty, like, super bad. Right now.